Malfunctioning Hearts in Diablo 4
Malfunctioning Hearts in Diablo 4
Season of the MalGameTopicant: A Buggy Adventure in Diablo 4
It’s that time of the year again – Diablo 4’s Season of the MalGameTopicant is in full swing! But hold on to your flaming swords, because things are getting a little rocky in Sanctuary. The latest seasonal mechanic, MalGameTopicant Hearts, is causing quite the stir among players, and not in the way Blizzard intended.
Let’s address the elephant in the room – the nerfing. All five classes in Diablo 4 have been hit hard, leaving players feeling like they just got whacked with a Nerf bat. Blizzard has scheduled a Campfire Chat for July 21 in an attempt to smooth things over, but it looks like there may be a long road ahead before players and developers see eye-to-eye.
Now let’s talk about MalGameTopicant Hearts. These bad boys are the stars of the show this season, and there are 32 of them to collect. They come in four categories, nicely sorted for each Diablo 4 class. The only problem? Each MalGameTopicant Heart takes up an inventory slot. And let’s face it, our stash space is just as limited as our sanity when facing hordes of demons. So, it’s time to roll up our sleeves, salvage those hearts at Cormond’s wagon, and turn them into Ichor to create new MalGameTopicant Hearts. Efficiency, my friends!
But wait, there’s a wrench in the gears, or rather, a bug in the code. One Diablo 4 player, Xenolithium, brought to light a rather comical bug involving the Caged Heart of Frozen Terror. This heart, exclusive to Necromancers, was supposed to bestow fear on enemies and chill them. However, if our fearless Necromancer kills the enemy too quickly, the debuffs end up being applied to themselves. Talk about self-sabotage! Who knew MalGameTopicant Hearts had a hidden ‘kick me’ sign?
And that’s not all, folks. The Caged Heart of the Moonrage, reserved for our Druid friends, decided to play a little game of hide and seek with its +3 Skill Rank to Wolves. Reset your build, and poof! The skill rank disappears forever. Looks like someone’s got some explaining to do, Mr. MalGameTopicant Heart!
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In addition to the jumbled glitches, players are less than thrilled about the bonuses these MalGameTopicant Hearts offer. Compared to the Legendary Gems of Diablo 3, it feels like these hearts are delivering a tiny splinter instead of a powerful boost. Some bonuses are so situational they have players scratching their heads, while others are numerically insignificant. It’s enough to make you want to take a (sanity) potion.
But fear not, my fellow adventurers! All hope is not lost. While Diablo 4’s inaugural season may have stumbled a bit, the developers have a chance to turn things around with the upcoming Campfire Chat. A little communication, some bug squashing, and maybe a pinch of compromise, and we’ll be back to slicing and dicing demons in no time.
So grab your swords, sharpen your wit, and let’s dive back into the world of Diablo 4. Just remember, even in the face of pesky bugs and controversial changes, Sanctuary needs us!
Stay strong, stay funny, and happy gaming!
Diablo 4 is available for PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X/S.
