PlayStation Portal: A Gamer’s Delight!

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Have you ever looked at a gaming device and thought, “Hmm, why is this even a thing?” That was my initial reaction when I heard about the PlayStation Portal, Sony’s remote play solution for the PS5. I mean, we already have remote play on tablets and phones, and there are even specialized controllers for playing console games remotely. So why would anyone spend $200 on a device that seems unnecessary? But let me tell you, my friends, after getting my hands on the PlayStation Portal, my skepticism vanished like a defeated boss, and I was left with sheer excitement!

Bigger Is Better, Baby!

One common argument against the Portal is, “Why not just use your phone?” Well, that argument crumbles when you see the screen on the Portal. It might not be OLED, but let me tell you, this 8” LCD screen is a visual feast. The colors are so vivid, they practically pop out of the screen and dance in front of your eyes. And there’s no smearing or ghosting whatsoever. The viewing angle? Simply fantastic! You can tilt it any way you like without losing any color or detail. It’s like having a mini IMAX theater in the palm of your hands!

But hey, if you prefer a larger screen, using a tablet for remote play is a valid option. However, the real magic of the Portal lies in its all-in-one solution. It combines a good-sized screen with a built-in controller, allowing you to play games comfortably in any position you desire. No need to find a surface or a stand to prop up your tablet. With the Portal, you can play games while sitting on the bus, lying on your couch, or even hanging upside down from your ceiling (though I wouldn’t recommend that last one).

And speaking of the controller, the Portal feels instantly familiar. It’s like a stretched and transformed DualSense controller with a screen at its heart. It even features those fancy DualSense features like vibration and resistive triggers. The only thing missing is the touchpad, but fear not! A quick tap of the screen brings up a virtual replacement. It’s like having the power of a DualSense controller right at your fingertips.

Yes, I know there’s a controller attachment made by Backbone for PlayStation games, but let me be real with you. The Portal is on a whole different level. It’s like comparing a gourmet meal to a microwave dinner. Sure, they both satisfy your hunger, but one is so much more satisfying and delightful. The Portal screams quality, with its polished design and impeccable finish. It’s everything you’d expect from a first-party device. It’s like holding gaming perfection in your hands…Well, not literally perfection, but you get the point.

Now, let’s talk about weight. Weighing in at around 1.17 pounds, the Portal is surprisingly light. It’s like holding a fluffy cloud that doesn’t tire your hands. I used it everywhere, from my couch to my bed to even a coffee shop, and I never once felt the need to put it down and take a break. It’s a gaming companion that sticks with you through thick and thin, like a loyal sidekick ready for any gaming adventure.

“But what about battery life?” I hear you ask. Relax, my fellow gamers. I was just as skeptical as you are. But let me reassure you that the Portal won’t leave you stranded in the middle of an intense gaming session. With the brightness cranked up to 100% and the volume at a respectable 50%, I managed to squeeze out a solid 4.5 hours of gameplay. That’s longer than the runtime of some movies! So unless you plan on setting a Guinness World Record for the longest gaming marathon, the Portal’s battery life should be more than enough to satisfy your gaming cravings.

Oh, and don’t fret if you’re worried about missing out on those awesome DualSense controller features while playing on the Portal. You can still use it as a regular controller if you really want to. But let’s be honest, why would you? The screen is always on, so playing remote play with your TV turned on is a bit redundant. And let’s not forget the weight difference. Why burden yourself with a larger, heavier controller when you can enjoy the portability and comfort of the Portal?

PSP in Name, PS5 in Nature

Now, let’s address the elephant in the room. Yes, the name “PlayStation Portal” sounds a lot like the PSP, Sony’s first handheld gaming device. But don’t be fooled, my friends. The Portal is not here to compete with Nintendo’s handheld dominance. It’s purely a remote play device, which means you can only play games via Remote Play while connected to a PS5. There’s no option for on-the-go gaming or playing without a PS5. It’s a dedicated gaming companion that only plays games and navigates the PS5’s menus. You won’t be using it to watch Netflix or stream YouTube videos. All media functions are disabled. So make sure you have your trusty PS5 at the ready, or else the Portal becomes nothing more than a fashionable paperweight.

And here’s where things get a little funky. One would assume that a high-tech gaming device like the Portal would come equipped with Bluetooth, but alas, it does not. So if you want to enjoy your games without subjecting everyone around you to the sounds of virtual warfare, you’ll need a wired headset or Sony’s proprietary PlayStation Link-compatible headphones. But here’s the kicker, my friends. Those headphones and earbuds aren’t even available yet! The earbuds are set to release on December 6, but be prepared to shell out $200 for them. Alternatively, you can wait until February 2024 when the next Pulse headset hits the shelves for the slightly lower price of $149. Sony, what are you thinking? Why omit something as basic as Bluetooth? It’s like serving a fancy gourmet meal without any seasoning. It just doesn’t make sense, considering how ubiquitous Bluetooth is in today’s world.

To add insult to injury, the built-in speakers on the Portal are a major disappointment. They sound as flaccid and weak as a deflated balloon, with an audio range that leaves much to be desired. Sure, they’re stereo speakers, but unless you’re playing a game that really emphasizes stereo effects, the sound is underwhelming. At full volume, it even sounds blown-out. Comparatively, my phone’s speaker sounds better, and I can pair my phone with my Bluetooth headset. Oh, the irony!

Portable Portal for the Win!

Setting up the Portal is a piece of cake, my fellow adventurers. Just make sure your PS5 is set up for Remote Play, power on the Portal, connect to Wi-Fi, wait for it to download and apply updates, and follow the prompts to pair it with your PS5. It might sound like a hassle, but trust me, it’s a one-time process that you can’t mess up. Just remember to keep your PS5 in rest mode for the Portal to work its magic.

My first game with the Portal was Marvel’s Spider-Man 2, and I must admit, I was worried about the text being too small to read on the small screen. But fear not, dear gamers! The eight-inch display proved itself worthy, providing a clear view of every detail, even the tiniest text. I was able to swing through New York City without any issues, and the smaller screen didn’t hinder my enjoyment one bit. Plus, it’s so awesome to experience the heroic adventures of Spidey while lounging comfortably on my couch.

But the fun didn’t stop there! I also embarked on a thrilling ice hockey journey with NHL ’23, and boy, was it a blast. The small screen didn’t hinder my gameplay, and I had no trouble with text or menus. The only minor issue was the action around the net, which was a tad hard to see on the eight-inch screen. But hey, when you’re immersed in the adrenaline-fueled chaos of a hockey match, a little squinting is a small price to pay.

Now, before you venture into the world of remote play with the Portal, let me give you a friendly reminder: the quality of your Wi-Fi signal is paramount. If you’ve used Remote Play before, you know how much of a difference a strong Wi-Fi connection can make. In my cozy living room, where the Wi-Fi signal flowed like a gentle breeze, the Portal performed flawlessly. No dropouts, no lag. But when the action picked up in games like Spider-Man and NHL, I did notice a slight drop in framerate during those intense moments. It was as if time slowed down for a split second, just to catch its breath. Similarly, in Final Fantasy VII Remake, the resolution tinkered with my eyes briefly during the most epic battles. But fear not, my fellow adventurers, these issues were minor and didn’t detract from the overall experience.

Now, brace yourself for my heroic coffee shop adventure! Armed with the Portal, I ventured into a locally owned coffee shop, ready to test its performance on public Wi-Fi. However, my glorious plan quickly fell apart. See, most places with guest Wi-Fi require you to visit a website and accept their terms before granting access. But alas, the Portal lacks a web browser, leaving me unable to fulfill the requirements. Talk about a coffee shop villain! It’s a shame because I was really looking forward to showing off my Spidey skills while sipping on some caffeine goodness.

But all hope was not lost! There was one coffee shop in town that offered free Wi-Fi without any pesky login screens. Intrigued, I walked in, ordered a cup of joe, and connected the Portal to their network. The connection took a bit longer than expected, causing a brief moment of panic. But lo and behold, once it connected, it was like magic. I was gaming in a cafe across town, playing Final Fantasy VII Remake as if I were in my own living room. It was an experience so seamless, I almost forgot I was away from home. The patrons around me must have thought I possessed magical powers, but little did they know, it was all thanks to the marvelous PlayStation Portal!

In conclusion, my dear gaming comrades, the PlayStation Portal is a true delight for those seeking the joys of remote play. Its vibrant screen, intuitive controls, and impressive battery life make it a worthy companion for any Playstation 5 owner. Sure, it has its quirks, like the absence of Bluetooth and lackluster speakers. And yes, there are cheaper alternatives out there. But the overall experience of playing games on the Portal is like gazing upon a double rainbow while riding a magical unicorn. It’s a sensation that brings a smile to your face and a skip to your step.

So, my fellow adventurers, grab your PlayStation Portal and embark on gaming escapades like never before. Whether you’re slaying dragons in fantasy realms or swinging through the concrete jungle as a friendly neighborhood superhero, the Portal will be your trusty sidekick, ready to transport you to gaming nirvana. Remember, my friends, the world of gaming is at your fingertips, so let your imagination soar and your gaming skills shine bright!

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